Woolcott's Way with.......
Women
Welcome to this week advice page from Woollcott which covers a subject close to his heart - women. Here are Dave's 5 quick tips to understanding the fairer sex!
1) Women always mean yes, even when they say no!
2) If they say yes initially, then they are men really!
3) women always want to hear about you, and never wish to talk about themselves. The more you tell them you are a stallion, the more they believe you (just a tip for those non-stalliuons out there!)
4) Women always like it if you make them pay (Girlpower an' all that!). If you feel like you want to dip your hand into your pocket and pay, head to the bar and do the decent thing - by yourself a beer while she fills out the cheque!
5) If you feel that you want more from the date than just the usual banter and carry-on, then just tell the bird you are with that you love her! This will eventualy lead to a night of unbridled passion. if it does not (not that its ever happened to me) but I guess a quick flash of the lad will soon change her mind!!
Below: The Love God Woollcott excersing his right arm again (!):