Thors Diary
(each week Thor updates us with various happenings from the Kentucky wasteland on which he resides)
Day 14
Gerry got in a ruck today with a pack of gazelles.� He hurt his leg and walks like a freak of nature now.� When will we be able to live in harmony with gazelles?...........
Day 15
Today is a black day....Gerry was killed by a pride of lions. � He tried to get away but with only two functioning limbs had no chance.� He was devoured infront of us all; his friends, and close relatives.....as he was being eaten alive I sang "Blue Suede Shoes" as a tribute to my legless friend....it's what he would've wanted.
Day 16
Today the humanoids opened some kind of building beyond the drinking hole.� It was full of people...I saw one person eating some of Gerrys leg that the humans retrieved yesterday...I must confess that the carcuss meat looked tasty once coated so gracefully with various herbs, especially with chips, coke and a side order of coleslaw....Gerry would've loved it!!!!
below:��� The humanoids enjoying Gerry
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